Perhaps you are considering applying for a patent on your DNA.

Spam is now illegal in the UK. Hello, Mr. Bush?

Someday we'll be able to stop time, for now, we can only stop light which is still way fucking neato.

New fad for kids - sex bracelets! The prefect Christmas gift!

Calfornia city to offer citywide wireless Internet access. How cool is that.

Lycos presents the top 100 search terms for 2003. Wonder if Google's is similar. KaZaA is #1, article doesn't say who was #2 (!), and #3 Dragonball was a top search term even back in my days, years ago, at Galaxy. Also interesting is that these top terms help to describe the marjority of who's online -they're about equally men and women, under 45, and not low-income. And they're usually searching the Net at work, not at home.

Now girls can make sperm too.

Blame global warming on your ancestors.

Kind of harsh, but maybe true - how the elderly are greedy, by a baby boomer, by the way.

I can't have sex with 16 year old boys now in New Zealand.

Largest prime number found. More info.