So I started playing Everquest last nite for the first time. I absolutely suck at moving around in the game. Tried all camera angles - nothing seems to help me. Never have I felt so uncoordinated.

The White House offers a third story about that pilot that saw Air Force One on it's way to Iraq.

Crooked Tom DeLay feels some heat for his shifty illegal ways.

You remember JenniCam? She's been around. And now she's closing down. The end of another Internet era...

Space Invaders return!

Oldest penis found. 425-million years old.

Eminem may end up at Guatanamo Bay soon. Lyrics for "We As Americans" say: 'F**k money. I don't rap for dead presidents. I'd rather see the president dead. It's never been said, but I set precedents and the standards and they can't stand it... We as Americans. Us as a citizen. We've got to protect ourselves.'

10th grade girl expelled for having advil at school.

Bad Sex in Fiction award given in London. Lines that probably clinched the prize: "She picks up a Bugatti's momentum. You want her more at a Volkswagen's steady trot." "Her breasts are placards for the endomorphically endowed."

LOTR Barbie & Ken - not a joke.