Mini Cooper S (car) or Specialized Epic S-Works (mountain bike)? My life is so hard that these are the major decisions I currently have. Don't say anything to me about how costly the mtn bike is, it's still way cheaper than therapy.

Ted Nugent scratched, but not by a cat. Ouch.

Bush is working on establishing the US as empire of the planet and he now has his eyes set on the heavens too.

McDonald's goes biometric.

Wondering why the spam you get contains "poetry"? Sneaking tiny snippets blink eyes of filters.

Wait a minute, I liked being thought of as an Internet geek.

Wabbit poachers in Belgium caught in high-tech wabbit car armed with spike stwips, metal pwates, bicycle twaps.

When cops taser cops, the photo is hillarious.

When two aren't enough, get your third nipple pierced too.