Because all rappers are criminals, police are secretly (not now!) watching hip-hop celebrities.

Finally, Kerry says something I like.

One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small & stop smoking.

Just what you've been waiting for - Janet, with nipple jewelry, & Justin dolls.

I use Earthlink for my cable modem connection and now I like it even more. Spammers suck.

Ever had your bike stolen? Amsterdam cops are clever.

So if Bush wins the next election, we'll all be moving to another country if we're smart and can afford to do it. Here's the latest list of best cities in the world to live in. I'm voting for Vancouver, Sydney or Auckland (currently in love with down undah 'cause of Julian's travel stories). Vienna may be cool too.

Timely, for me, info on home improvements. I'm currently seeking a contractor & architect here in Austin. Send recommendations!

See how U.S. allied countries view Kerry.

What other drivers are watching on their in-car TVs.