Ah, to live in Brazil and work for this guy. (thanks to Pazam for the link)

Learn how cell phones work.

Imagine Jon Stewart as a real news anchor.

Hey, do you want to live forever? I do! And this guy says it may be possible as soon as 25 years from now. One of my favorite quotes (which does pertain to living forever - read the article) is: "Your precept is that we all have the fundamental impulse to reproduce. The incidence of voluntary childlessness is exploding. Therefore the imperative to reproduce is not actually so deep seated as psychologists would have us believe. It may simply be that it was the thing to do—the more traditional thing. My point of view is that a large part of it may simply be indoctrination....I’m not in favor of giving young girls dolls to play with, because it may perpetuate the urge to motherhood."

Tsunami death toll is 226,000 now. In case you're not paying attention.