Your rants on hold will be monitored. Like yesterday when I was holding for fucking SprintPCS and yelling at my preciously bad kitten for pissing on the bed right in front of me. Not pretty sounds.

Get ready for the largest demolition derby on the planet, as in iceberg hits glacier.

These tsunami survivor stories are amazing.

You can now get Jon Stewart's book in some areas of MS. No word on if it's back at USM yet.

Words be neat and sometime earworms.

Speaking (of) words, you should check out Double-Tongued Word Wrester.

And learn why "wardrobe malfunction" wasn't the Word of the Year.